The Daily Column

I have enjoyed this past week living like a normal person . I needed to take a vacation or risk losing it so I took this past week off my night job and got live like all of you " normal " people and I have to tell you that I could get used to this . It's nice going to bed and staying asleep till the sun comes out and staying out as long as you want and not worry about going to work at 2am .

I could get used to this but my bill collecters cant !!!

Ohh that's why I missed my Wednesday column . I fell asleep at 9pm and didnt want to wake up and do one . And dont you love how snippy Hoot gets when I point out he missed one even though I wasnt trying to be a smart ass about it .....It makes me smile all day long !

Here we go ....

National Lampoon gives live coverage from the hospital where Michael Jackson died in Los Angeles this past Thursday. It turns out, his fans are obnoxious. Who knew?

Kim Kardashian is looking too god damn good in a bikini .....Damn you KK !

Here's something cool : Drink Guinness, win a space flight

Russia bans all gambling and shuts casinos ...just like that !

Here's something weird for a Friday : An unknown life form picked up by sewer snakecam in North Carolina.

You may try to impress the hot chick with the beer bong by letting your buddy hit you, but when her response is, "He's still breathing, that's all that matters," you probably aren't going to be hitting that later.

This is what your mugshot will look like if you are arrested for breaking into the home of a 71-year old ex-boxer.

Wildwood, NJ from 1994 is much like the beloved Guido Beach but with worse hair and stupider clothes.

Aroldis Chapman , A Cuban - considered by many scouts to be the best left-handed pitching prospect in the world - has defected

Top Italian swimmer's horror as her bathing costume bursts open in a very unfortunate place at championship meet (With pictures of the incident.)

Let's Screw Up the Entire Internet to Save Newspapers ....."Let's also ban wheels, in order to save the horse industry."

Friday Old School Music Mix ....