Friday, July 6, 2007

Start Thinking

2 things to ponder today :

1. Since Congress has denied the latest bill for Illegal's to become citizens , Will they put thier efforts towards a bill to bump up border patrols now since it seems they are leaning that way anyways ? I doubt it , they will probably just give themselves a raise and call it a day .

2. Geroge Carlin's solution (thanks Jennifer Catugal ) :

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use.
The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal
immigrants! There would be 11 million less people using our gas. The
price of gas would come down, bring our troops home from Iraq to guard
the border.

When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a
canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants
to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a
soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he
will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He
will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot.

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a
solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better
life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway,
without the canteen, rifle or ammo.

Problem solved.

Think about those for a while .....Ok ..Good .

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