Thursday, August 2, 2007

Hoot's Thursday Things

Hey now!!!

I am sure most of you have heard about or seen the footage from the bridge that collapsed into the Mississippi River in Minnesota yesterday. For those that have not it is a massive collapse.

Damn this is one flexible chick.

It is supposed to be real hot and humid here in the northeast the next couple days so be prepared and know How To Cut A Watermelon. ...Mmmm watermelon tastes real good on a hot day!!!

Ahh 237 reasons that motivate people to have sex but it's more about lust in the body than a love connection in the heart. For those that want to skip the foreplay and get right to the list.

Play a little Mouse Run

OK here is your dilemma. You have 40 bamboo-fed pandas who produce about a ton of excrement a day. What do you do with all that crap? Make and sell Panda Poop Souvenirs! ...Come again???

Ohh those silly Japanese and their crazy game show ideas. Now I don't speak Japanese but towards the end of this video you can hear and see the lady reporter laughing then realizing something is wrong. Oops!

If you were to try and commit suicide I would think that tying yourself to a tree is going to be very slow way to try and do that.

No crocs allowed at this hospital.

This is a great idea. Motivation: Jerry Seinfeld's productivity secret

To go along with the motivation idea this guy tells us: How Dumping TV Allowed Me to Quit My Job, Create an Online Business and Fund My Retirement Account

Breaking News!!! That is it. No more surfing the web. The entire internet has crashed. It figures someone from Connecticut caused it!!!

Well if that's the case, fuck it, I am outta here!!!

See ya. Peace. Hoot23
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