Friday, August 10, 2007

The Robe

My wife told me her robe was getting wore out and she had to go out and buy a new one yesterday and that got me thinking about it ...The Robe .

Who really even has time to wear a robe anymore , Im out of the shower and dressed within 45 seconds so to take time to put a robe on is silly . The only time you should ever wear a robe is if your shooting a porno movie then it's acceptable because that's what they do . Think about this , your driving down the street and see a guy out in front of his house getting his paper and the first thought that goes through your head is " Did that guy just escape from the mental institution? "

Another acceptable robe wearing time is when your staying in a fancy hotel that gives you free robes in the room then your good . Unless you order room service and have to answer the door as "the pervert in the robe" guy that the waiter will go back and tell all the other waiters about .

The only robe I would wear on a daily basis would be this one :

Have a wonderful day ......

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