This got posted below for some reason , So im reposting it now ??
Let me just start off by admitting that I hate foosball. Mostly because I’m not good at it. It’s a lot easier to hate things that I’m not completely dominating. But I also hate it because it’s boring and always loses when I’m given the choice between itself, pool, or ping pong. The other two options are always better. I can’t say that I’m surprised that foosball is played professionally or that lames take it super seriously, but I gotta say that I wasn’t expecting “zone defenses” and TWO commentators on this video. Two. You got a play-by-play guy AND a color guy? That’s big time, foosball.
But more than anything I’m just left underwhelmed here. If you’re gonna talk about playing zone and how great these guys are, your sport better have something exciting about it too. I mean the guys are good and can pass to themselves and all that shit while I’m sure most people generally just slap the ball as hard they can like I do, but in no way am I like blown away by their skills. They’re not Forrest Gump playing ping pong against the Chinese. Seem like just some regular guys with drinking problems whose friends happen to have tables in their basement. Foosball sucks.
PS – Nice gloves.
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