Monday, May 16, 2011

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BRAZIL, May 11, 2011.- This is the story of Ana Catarina Bezerra Silvares, an employee of an accounting firm, a divorced mother of three who lives in the village Vila Velha, EspĂ­rito Santo. The woman suffers from a rare condition known as “compulsion orgasmic”, caused by a chemical alteration in the brain region of the cortex, which leads her to masturbate several times a day to relieve the deep anguish that it causes. Under this circumstance, Bezerra started legal proceedings with the company where she works that eventually won and that enables to masturbate for 15 minutes every two hours, besides using the computer to see erotic images that stimulate her desire.The Brazilian newspaper North Regiao reported that the woman confessed, “There was a day I had to masturbate 47 times”, adding: “I began to suppose that this could not be normal, and decided to seek help.” Currently, Bezerra follow a treatment that includes a potent cocktail of sedatives that “only” took her to masturbate 18 times.


Listen people can say a lot of things about me, but nobody will ever say that I’m not a staunch supporter of chick masturbation rights. I firmly believe that all sluts (unless gross looking) have the unalienable right to fingerblast themselves whenever they feel like it. Doestn’ matter whether they are on a school bus, , in a park, at home or in this case at work. If they feel like cumming I say let them cum.But having said is this slut serious with needing to look at porn at work and needing 15 minutes to get the job done? That doesn’t sound like somebody how has a rare disease. That sounds like me. I mean if it’s really that urgent just think of a hot dick, stick your finger in your pussy and get it over with. That’s probably what her employers were pissed about. I would be too if she worked for me. I don’t care if you beat off 100 times. Just make it snappy. It’s about respect that’s all.




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