Monday, May 23, 2011

Rapture My Asscrack !!





Hello ??



Is anyone still there ??




Echo ....Echo ????




Did Everyone die on Saturday ??




Ok people , Show of hands on who died on Saturday . Cmon put em put , which of you are the undead right now and dont lie to me because I can spot a fucking zombie a mile away !! What complete crazy talk all that was and some of you dopes actually fell for it and starting questioning whether it might happen . Dont lie , you thought about it !

The Rapture people are looking pretty silly right about now as you can see from this video :



So Guy Von Harringa and the rest of the Rapture nutbags…what’s Plan B? I mean quitting your job and burning your life’s savings probably doesn’t seem like such a killer idea right now. You know considering that the world is still here and so are your mortgage and heating bills. Chalk this one up as a learning experience I guess?


I honestly heard a great rumbling earthquake sound around 5:59pm, but it turned out to be my stomach so i went to the shitter and took a Rapture, or maybe it was a Rupture....ahh who can tell ??




Here we go ......



Five Reasons The Rapture Did Not Occur




Holy Turtle Found on Day of Rapture . Well, it wasn't a complete loss.




Utah law makes acting sexy illegal




New Studies Say Viagra Can Cause Hearing Loss
. Talk about a wonder drug, Not only can you fuck women forever, but you don't have to listen to them.








Map shows the true size of Africa

I can tell you that Cairo-Jo'Berg is one long-ass flight, longer than crossing the Atlantic NY/London. That means the planes' sound systems can play Paul Simon's Graceland nearly 11 million times.





Jenny "Jwoww" Farley Bikini Photos Are The Only Good Thing To Come From "Jersey Shore" , Other than the endless supply of jokes at the other retards' expense.




A ridiculously in-depth analysis of every G.I. Joe animal sidekick. This is what the internet was made for people.




A Non Rapture Music Break ....





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