Thursday, May 5, 2011

To Flex or not to Flex ?

Well Hootie will not be doing a column this week again , Something about his desktop being too slow so I'll throw something together quickly .


Should Planet Fitness kicked this old dude out for Flexing and taping himself in the bathroom ??





YouTube Description

I POSTED THIS SO SHOW WHAT CAN BE ACCOMPLISHED AT AGE 49. PLANET FITNESS DECIDED TO REVOKE MY MEMBERSHIP BECAUSE OF THIS. I EXPLAINED MY INTENTIONS WERE POSITIVE AND REMOVED THEM IMMEDIATELY, THE LOCAL MANAGER EVEN SAID THAT ME AND RED WERE EXCELLENT MEMBERS, VERY POSITIVE AND NEVER A PROBLEM, BUT THE STILL REVOKED ME AND HER, EVEN THOUGH SHE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. THE IPOD CAMERA WAS ON A STAND IN PLAIN SITE, NOBODY WAS IN THE LOCKER ROOM WHEN I SHOT THIS. THEY WERE UNABLE TO SHOW ME WHERE I BROKE ANY RULES WHEN I ASKED, WHICH THERE WERE NO RULES BROKEN. IF YOU AGREE THAT PLANET FITNESS WAS FAIR, PLEASE SELECT DISLIKE, IF YOU FEEL THEY WERE UNFAIR AND WENT TO FAR BY REVOKING ME WITH NO WARNING, PLEASE SELECT LIKE.

Shit, Mark Cuban got big! The whole situation is just a shame. Where else is a man supposed to videotape himself flexing so he can share and brag on the internet? His home? His pumped-up old man body would have already reset back to flabby by then. There is no other solution which is why I’m 100% on this guys’ side. Flexing is a part of human society. It’s done to show dominance, instill fear, and to share with juiceheads and thirsty girls on YouTube. Kicking out some creepy 49 year-old with the world’s weirdest belly button isn’t going to change anything, Planet Fitness. Let my man back in. Hell, if you were smart, you’d hire a real camera guy and begin charging for taped flex sessions. You can have that idea for free.
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