Monday, September 26, 2011
Old People are Dumb
A 91-year-old Pennsylvania man is cited for throwing urine on the sidewalk to keep neighborhood kids off his property. Our sister station WHP CBS 21 talked to this man, who admits to doing this. But he says he feels like he had no other choice. Albert Einsig says he has never had problems this bad with teenagers in his neighborhood. He also says he just wants those teens to leave him alone. “You know how long I live in this house? 63 years! 63 years!” Einsig explained.Until recently, Einsig was happy in his East Clark Avenue home. But lately, he says he’s been kept up all night by neighborhood teens hanging out on his porch. He put up sheets to stop them from peering in, but still they antagonize him.”They bang on the door, bang bang, to get me out of bed,” Einsig stated. He says the handicap sign in front of his home is what’s behind the taunting. So that’s why, at his wits end, the 91-year-old dumped a bucket with urine in it on his porch and down to the sidewalk. “Someone on the street out of all the people hollered ‘That’s a piss bucket!’ Then that word got spread around to all the people out there!” Einsig commented.
How bad does being old suck? And I’m not even talking about the typical stuff like smelling like mothballs, not being able to dress yourself, all your friends dying and nobody wanting to talk to you, blah, blah, blah. Nope it’s shit like this that makes me dread getting old. Like you got some rowdy teenagers making a fort out of your porch and how do you deal with it? You urine bomb your own house. Just throwing your own piss all over the place. So now the kids are gone and you got a house nobody has cleaned or been in for 29 years with a nice coat of fresh piss on it. You really showed them…
HERE WE GO ......
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