Friday, October 21, 2011

Gay or Porn ?

READER EMAIL :

Gentleman,

So a couple coworkers and I have been discussing the question of the morning. If you could only have one kid and it had to be either a gay son or internet porn star daughter, what would you pick. One guy said the daughter so he can hang out on set with his daughters friends. I might have to stop talking to him. Thanks for helping the day go bye a little easier.

Freddy








The answer is gay son 10 out of 10 times. Is your friend serious with thinking he’s gonna be hanging out on set with his (probably naked) daughter hitting on porn star Members and having a jolly old time? That shit is beyond ridiculous. I don’t want my parents READING my current job, let alone being on set while I’m getting raped for money. No.

Gay son can grow up and be a regular part of society; how he takes his sex is his prerogative. Sure he may squander these fantastic genes I’m giving him on celebrity gossip and high heels instead of dunking and touchdowns, but that is far easier to bear than my daughter being on the cover of some DVD with 7 different dudes’ jizz all over her face. At least my son would be private about it.

“Hey, did you hear about Rich’s gay son?” Yeah, he’s a doctor. He drives a Porsche and vacations out west in wine country. “Hey, did you hear about Rich’s porn-star daughter?” Yeah, shes got 3 kids, a depressing life story, and a urinary tract infection.

Gay son wins.




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