Friday, December 9, 2011

Tis The Season '


Bad news kids. Santa can’t make it this year. Or for the next 6 years as a matter of fact. Didn’t really catch an explanation, something about the electricity bill or something I think. Totally fucking worth it though......House is a beast!

PS- If I was in the 1% this is the first thing I’d do. I’d buy an entire apartment building outside of Zucotti Park on any of these Occupy assholes parks and pimp the entire shit out with Christmas lights like this. Just blast my electric money in their face 24/7 the entire holiday season.

Here we go .....

St Louis store gives away Pujols merchandise; another man hawks anti-Pujols shirts

80-Year-Old Woman Criminally Charged For Feeding Ducks

How to get your Chevy Impala to travel 300 MPH

The worst nativity sets of all time

Uncut & uncensored ( lots of swearing )

In Soviet Branson, the Smirnoff finishes you.

Alec Baldwin defends being an asshole by playing the 9/11 card

Government to receive archive of every tweet ever sent ...

Whatever happened to ... Moochie?

Music Break ...

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