Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Happy Valentines Day

Yeah , Happy " made up , bullshit Hallmark driven , If the guy doesnt by some random piece of shit gift he will be in trouble because I need shitty flowers for him to prove my love" day .....Enjoy ladies !

You wanna prove your love and you live in Brooklyn , NY ? Well I got just the thing for you : The Sewage Plant !!




Love is in the air — and it stinks. New York City’s Department of Environmental Protection will offer tours of of its state-of-the-art sewage treatment plant in Brooklyn on Valentine’s Day, the New York Daily News reports. It’s a date that’s sure to make anyone’s heart melt — or at least their eyes tear, and not from job. In fact, the Newtown Creek Wastewater Treatment Plant sits on one of the most fetid waterways in the country. “It’s a unique date, and one they’ll never forget,” plant superintendent Jim Pynn told the paper. “Just imagine going home and saying, ‘Where did he take me on Valentine’s Day? I went to see the digester eggs in Greenpoint, Brooklyn.’” He’s referring to the plant’s gigantic egg-shaped “digesters,” which process waste much like a human stomach, turning toxic sludge into treatable byproducts. The creek, one of the most polluted waterways in the northeast, contains a toxic mix of chemicals that have leaked from its industrial banks in both Brooklyn and Queens for more than 150 years, but the pollution was only first discovered by the Coast Guard in 1978. Federal officials estimate that it could take between 10 and 15 years to clean up completely and have not estimated its cost.


Forget Candlelight Dinners at McDonald’s or weddings at White Castle, if you’re lookin to get the panties to drop on Valentine’s Day, take your chick to the Wastewater Treatment Plant. Digester eggs and human feces. Toxic ooze and chemical pollutants. Aphrodisiacs like you read about bro. If you’re lucky you might see Bee Bop and Rock Steady and the Ninja Turtles. Maybe find Patient Zero for the Swine Flu. Better than going to some stuffy restaurant paying twice as much as you normally would while some snotty maitre de judges you. Lets go see where all of our shit ends up, honey.




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