Thanks to these old whores !!!!
DM – A top Canadian court legalized pimping and brothels Monday in an attempt to make prostitution less dangerous. The landmark decision by the Ontario Court of Appeals ruled that a previous ban on brothels puts prostitutes at risk and was unconstitutional. The record is clear that the safest way to sell sex is for a prostitute to work indoors, in a location under her control,’ the judges said in their ruling. Although pimping and operating a brothel were previously illegal in Canada, prostitution itself was not against the law. As of April 25, prostitutes will be allowed to hire body guards and other security staff. And starting in 2013 they will be able to work together in brothels in any part of Ontario province, the five-judge panel added. Although the ruling legalizes pimping, judges say the law will also allow police to prosecute violent pimps.
Time to gas up the Caddy, get a fresh perm, and take my fly ass up to Ontario to wrangle up all these stray bitches walking around. It all seems so easy! Just an incredible decision coming down from Canada that will send shockwaves throughout the entire prostitution community, including all pimps, ho’s, players, johns, tricks, marks, mark-ass tricks, trick-ass marks, skeezers, skanks, skig-scags, and scallywhops.
I predict many a down-and-out American ho will find herself walking that long, syrupy road to Canadian whore freedom. And I don’t see why they wouldn’t. Better to be getting multi-colored money in Ontario from a pimp who looks like Snow than getting cuffed and thrown into a urine-smelling Atlantic City holding cell.
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