Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Hines Baby @!!

Pittsburgh Steelers legend Hines Ward had ONE concern during his DUI arrest last summer … the media finding out about it — this according to police dash cam footage obtained by TMZ. During the tape, Ward asks one of the arresting officers, “This going to be all on the newspaper though?” The officer replies, “Only if you tell somebody.” … TMZ broke the story — Ward was arrested in DeKalb County, Georgia last July after a police officer observed the football star failing to maintain lane in his Aston Martin … and hitting a curb. The DUI charge was eventually dropped as part of a plea bargain last month — when Ward pled guilty to reckless driving instead … and was sentenced to a year probation.

Hines Ward’s drunk ass slamming his head against the plastic at the end was hands down the best laugh I had today. What a character this dude is. I mean — who can’t stay in their lane in an Aston Martin? The car costs more than some homes, you’d think it would have some kind of lane integrity sensor or some shit to keep drunk rich people safe.

It’s a wonder that the Steelers didn’t wanna keep the guy. Who wouldn’t want a 36 year-old slow-as-dirt receiver that can’t get separation and has a DUI under his belt?

No worries Hines , Adolf got your back !!

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