Monday, March 19, 2012

Stop Kony ....And Jacking !!

Uhh Ohh Scooby !?!

A co-founder for Invisible Children was detained in Pacific Beach Thursday for being drunk in public and masturbating, according to San Diego Police Department. Jason Russell, 33, was allegedly found masturbating in public, vandalizing cars and possibly under the influence of something, according to Lt. Andra Brown. He was detained at the intersection of Ingraham Street and Riviera Road. Brown said Russell was acting very strange. Police said they received several calls yesterday at 11:30 a.m. of a man in various stages of undress, running through traffic and screaming. Police described him as “in his underwear.” Several people attempted to calm him down and when officers arrived they said he was cooperative.

Invisible Children’s CEO Ben Keesey released a statement after 1:40 p.m. on Friday saying:

“Jason Russell was unfortunately hospitalized yesterday suffering from exhaustion, dehydration, and malnutrition. He is now receiving medical care and is focused on getting better. The past two weeks have taken a severe emotional toll on all of us, Jason especially, and that toll manifested itself in an unfortunate incident yesterday. Jason’s passion and his work have done so much to help so many, and we are devastated to see him dealing with this personal health issue. We will always love and support Jason, and we ask that you give his entire family privacy during this difficult time.”

Hey bro I’m exhausted, dehydrated and malnourished all day every day. You don’t see me wasted in the park jerking off, do you? Of course not. Because I usually hide behind the trees and do it at night. But anyway, that was a cool video you made last week that everybody posted on their facebooks. Maybe for your next project you should make a movie about keeping your dick in your pants and not vandalizing cars.

Here we go ......

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