Friday, April 6, 2012

FUCKING LIAR !!!!

There is NO CHANCE IN HELL that this chick won the Mega Millions jackpot ...NO WAY !! She's a goddamn liar !!!






They can’t say it’s true, and they won’t say it’s not — but there’s been talk. The kooky Baltimore mom who claims to have a $218.6 million Mega Millions ticket didn’t utter a word at a bizarre press conference yesterday — which she called — in which her own lawyer said he didn’t know if she’d won. “I can’t say with any certainty that this ticket exists. You never say that it’s so until you’ve seen it with your own eyes,” admitted lawyer Eddie Smith Jr., appearing at his office with Marlinde Wilson, the McDonald’s worker who has claimed she nailed one-third of the the record $656 million jackpot. Wilson, 37, showed up 45 minutes late, wearing a snug, pink T-shirt and baseball cap emblazoned with a cartoon pig and the words “Sweet Swine.” Smith — who made no statement but answered questions while his client texted and even chatted on her cellphone — said he didn’t know whether Wilson had double-checked her numbers or where the ticket was. The single mom of seven was late, he said, because she went to her doctor’s office suffering from stress ever since The Post on Monday revealed her claim that she was a big winner. “All of this is something she did not want. She went to her doctor’s office because her pressure shot up,” he said. While doing nothing to answer the key questions in the mystery, Smith essentially told reporters to get lost. “When you deal with a lay person, sometimes you people can be a little overbearing,” he said. The lawyer refused to say whether Wilson still has a job at McDonald’s — where she claimed a day earlier to have hidden the ticket, saying only, “Everybody needs work. We’re in a recession.



When your own lawyer is leading off his press conference with “I’m not really sure this ticket exists,” thats probably not a good sign. Also when you’re showing up for your own press conference 45 minutes late wearing a “Sweet Swine” hat, not only is that not a good sign for your lottery fiasco, it just not a good sign for your life in general. So this chick is either the most delusional kook in the world and just fabricated the whole fucking story, or she’s gotta be the dumbest motherfucker on the planet earth. Imagine hiding a $218 million lotto ticket inside the same McDonalds where all your coworkers say the ticket is theirs? Thats easily the dumbest plan ever hatched.

Either way I can’t wait to see how the Sweet Swine Mega Milions Saga is concluded. No matter how you cut it, Mirlande Wilson is the biggest asshole on earth right now.

PS – Can you imagine if this chick made the whole thing up and there’s some poor bastard out there in Maryland who had a winning ticket and threw it out because they thought this bitch won? Like theres a very real possibility that $218 million goes unclaimed because of this hoodrat, right? I don't even get this, like what the fuck is the big mystery? If I'm the lawyer the first thing I say is for the dumb cunt to GO GET THE TICKET. I mean what else is there to do, that's the only logical next step. Makes no sense.




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