Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Swwet Brown aint got the time


You think when a news crew gets on the scene for a fire or some other sort of on location report they just cross their fingers for a sassy dramatic black person? Like Antoine Dodson or this woman here Sweet Brown. If Channel 4 News shows up to my house after a fire my interview is gonna be like “Well my house was burning down so I got out of there as quickly as possible so I didn’t catch on fire.” That shit ain’t captivating viewers. That shit ain’t getting autotune remixed on youtube. But along comes Sweet Brown lookin like she’s pulled right from the pages of the Color Purple. Giving her “OOH Child’s” and her “Lawd Jesus’s” telling people she ain’t got time for bronchitis and a star is born. Its like the ultimate free pass for a reporter. Yelling at the cameraman like “Listen just keep the camera rolling I’m not even gonna ask questions we’ve got a theatrical black woman talking she’ll do all the work for us.”

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