There is absolutely 0% I could EVER pull this off !!
Science on how to get fucked up is the best kind of science. Seriously fuck “curing diseases” and “developing technology” and shit. Teach me how to get liquor into my system faster and in as many different situations as possible and we’re good. 2-second-drunk-spray moron could learn a thing or two here. Hey dude you know what gets you drunk for longer than 2 seconds? Chugging a 20 ounce Dasani bottle full of Grey Goose.
Here we go ......
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The Fifty Douchiest Senior Portraits Of All Time....NEWS FLASH! Teenagers are fucking assholes.
Jasmine Andreas (NSFW) - That's either a very strange place for a chair or a strange place for a bathtub. I'm not sure which.