Tuesday, May 22, 2012

I Absolutely Need A “Remee” Lucid Dreaming Mask

In a twist straight out of the movie Inception, a duo of developers from Brooklyn, New York, has built a sleeping mask designed to allow people to have lucid dreams that they can control. While it may look like a standard sleeping mask, Remee has been billed as a special REM (Rapid Eye Movement) enhancing device that is supposed to help steer the sleeper into lucid dreaming by making the brain aware that it is dreaming. The goal of the product is to allow people to have the dreams of their choice, from driving a race car to flying to having lunch with Abraham Lincoln. With the funding for the project now in place, people can pre-order the masks. They are available in five color options and are priced at $95 each.

Want it. Need it. Gotta have it. There aren’t many things I’m good at, but I dream like a motherfucking boss. Sometimes I wake up in the morning and until noon I’m convinced I hit a walk-off grand slam to win the World Series the night before. Lucid as shit. So if you’re telling me I can start controlling my dreams then I’m ready to completely check out of reality. I’ll be on a straight diet of NyQuil and Ambien and go Inception all over this bitch. Build cities and girlfriends and heroic situations until the cows come home. Fuck reality. In reality I’m fat and ugly and poor. In REMee I just went shirtless under a bulletproof vest and saved the world from terrorists then got a blowjob from the iDeepThroat chick. Goodnight!

Here we go .....

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