Monday, June 11, 2012

Broncos Linebacker DJ Williams Tweeted A Picture Of His Playbook iPad

Couple things here:

#1 – The hell is this? This doesn’t look anything like how my plays in Madden look. I don’t appreciate the Broncos — or any NFL team for that matter — stepping outside of what Madden has taught me.

#2 – The Broncos get free iPads with their playbooks loaded on them? I don’t know why this shocks me since all these guys make a bazillion dollars but goddamn that’s a solid gift for nothing.

#3 – Seriously, what the hell kind of plays are these? No wonder so many talented guys never make it in the league. The NFL expects 21 year-old morons who haven’t passed a test for themselves since 7th grade to step in and memorize this shit?

#4 – Flashcards? What are you an Asian teenager?

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