Thursday, June 7, 2012

Thirsty for Walkin Killings

I was caught staring at the sun, which is connected to the very last link on this here TDC post.

Here’s why:  My own daughter walked the high school graduation ceremony last Sunday.

Taho, amen.  Gobless you, baby girl.  May you have the best and none of the worst on your new path. Of course, being one of those "daddy's girls" well, you know I'll help you along.

Here are the 21 best graduation speeches for 2012.

Don’t be lazy as you go forth.

Perhaps fight zombies that have been in the news lately?  Andy Samberg with a public service announcement on the excellent Jimmy Kimmel’s show.

Maybe get rid of the Star Spangled Banner as our country’s national anthem?  Friggin Bill Press, too-much-liberal radio host.

Or, bark on your drum kit like a big dog.

Or, perform some nice English on a ball for the corner pocket? Maybe not...

Or help out the Miami Heat with supportive words like a little kid?

Or, enjoy a gaming conference with a guy who Fails?

Now, after witnessing the huge amount of constructive creativity of the individuals above, for you TDCers, not my daughter: here’s HuffPo’s slightly NSFW side site: Side Boobs.

Hey, maybe you should try to write a story like a 6 year old?

Speaking of which, here’s the latest installment of the Weekend At Willies The Walkin Killings.

God Help You.

God Help Us All.

---willies out.

OK, One More For You.

In case you did not see it, or if you tried and now you’re blind from looking at the sun and can’t even read this, here is how Venus looked, crossing our sun.  See you in the next century for the next time.

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