What Makes A Jobless Man Become A Hero?
Ladies and gentlemen,
Read about him below.
Read about him below.
Yo Dawg, I heard that you work from home for your work and it works? Here’s what you are really doing, you slacker you, according to the Slate.
Hey, I don't work from home; I work form the boneyard of sordid memories. Here's the next chapter of the Walkin Killings thing, yo.
Beware the Hammer of Thor-Momma if you don’t keep up on payments for your ride. She will ratchet your head. But, nice skillz on the skinny guy with the funny dreads.
Being unemployed sucks, I know it personally, for many periods in my own sordid life, and now, Death And Taxes confirms, what we poor bastards already know, which is this: chicks don’t dig a poor dude. Unemployment sucks, with no sucking ahead. So to speak.
So, perhaps you have sunk so low in your worklessness that you spit blood at the cops? Here’s an interesting story from HuffPo of a crazy dude, with a nasty looking face pic included.
Hell, don’t feel so bad about yourself. Now, cities are starting to declare bankruptcy. Here’s one near Fuckno, called
Stockton, which has done
so. More loom on the front.
Maybe it’s time for a bit of the Hair Of The Dog? Here’s how to avoid that hangover thing, so you can ready for a new day of looking for work.
Perhaps you will take a moment out of your day to save a baby from the oncoming train, even if you miss your job interview. Nicely done, Delroy Simmonds.
On the other hand, if you have enough cash, get your boobs did. From a fun site called The Stir (as in coffee and celeb gossip) Here are the five latest boob jobs that called attention to themselves, with pics, or course.
Or, perhaps you are rich from your parents, or you have done a movie, or at least have been seen flashing cash in
you are doing so well that Nick Offerman will read your tweets, if you are a rich
Just don’t get egg on your face, which means FAIL.
We work to strive to do better. That is the best work of all. Keep in mind about Delroy Simmonds. Good karma awaits, if you do well, and don’t simply search for good karma.
It’s the essential paradox of good fortune that we can fuck up so easily.
God Help You.
God Help Us All.
OK, One More For You.
MST3K. If you don’t know, then you don’t know. Sad for you. You were not a nerd in the 00’s.
Antidote, leave you with an acoustic hallway, and some acoustic playing for your summer day.