Sunday, July 8, 2012

Hey Anybody Need Some Baseball Cards On The Cheap?



(eBAy) -- EX-HUSBANDS BASEBALL CARD COLLECTION LIQUIDATION SALE!! WELCOME YOU HAVE DISCOVERED THE GREATEST UNOPENED PACKS LIQUIDATION ON EBAY! MY EX USED TO SPEND ALL OF OUR MONEY ON THIS COLLECTION, AND NOW THAT HE IS GONE, THE CARDS WILL FOLLOW!! THESE MAKE THE BEST CHRISTMAS AND BIRTHDAY PRESENTS, OR JUST A GIFT FOR ANY OCCASION!! The majority of these cards are from 1986-1995.


Opening all those cards would probably be the most fun day ever. Cards from ’86 – ’95? Imagine finding a Ken Griffey Jr rookie card? Maybe a Deion Sanders too? Mike Greenwell. Frank Thomas. Hideo Nomo. Oh and an El Guapo card. No collection is complete without an El Guapo. Fuck it would be so awesome. I used to be a huge sports card nerd. It was an addiction. For some reason I still have my prized Pavel Bure card that I always thought was a rookie but isn’t and is in not mint condition. Probably worth almost 45 cents by now. So if you don’t think I’m bidding on this vindictive bitch’s collection then you are insane.




Here we go ....


R.I.P. Ernest Borgnine, age 95
- The tough old S.O.B just finished a film, and not a cameo - he starred in "The Man Who Shook the Hand of Vicente Fernandez."




The buxom bandit has been ... er ... busted!




Balls to that! Families stay out of popular rural lake after discovery of deadly fish 'that eats male genitals'




Forget about the Chinese guy that just wants to get EVERYTHING the fuck out of his way , All these zipperheads are horrible at the hurdles !!






Justin Bieber: "I'm A Big Butt Guy, I'm Attracted To Butts, Especially Nicki Minaj's"





Man barricades self in hotel demands pizza and to marry Paris Hilton

Normally I don't believe in negotiating with violent criminals, but I saw we make an exception in this case and just give him what he wants.In fact, give him more than he asked for. Throw in a few Kardashians as well.




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Susan Boyle’s next-door neighbours claim she sings so loudly in her home they can’t hear their telly.




50 Best Movies You've Never Seen

They mentioned Eve's Bayou, a film by Kasi Lemmons. Another of her films, The Caveman's Valentine, could be on the list as well. Both films star Samuel L Jackson, and he's outstanding in both roles. We all love Samuel L when he's doing his cocky, righteously indignant schtick, but we haven't really taken him to our hearts when he's taken on real acting challenges, as in these two films and Black Snake Moan. Among all the big movie stars, he's probably the one whose genuine acting abilities are the most underappreciated because the sensitive, complicated Samuel L is just not the one we want to see.




5 Famous Songs Everyone Thinks Are by the Wrong Artist




Music Break ...




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