Cock Punch, solo style.
This is why a cock or ball punch hurts.
Don’t get injured, and if you do, you may get better help at home, and not in a hostibal. It could help you.
Maybe you should ask Amy for help? She might have some answers for you, you little girl.
Or perhaps you should instead listen to Amy’s husband Will Arnett?
Speaking of how not to tell a tale, here’s Grantland’s telling of AMC’s Breaking Bad. Bad telling of that excellent writing. Grantland, go to bed.
Speaking of a bad tale, hopefully written well enough for you, here’s the latest of the Weekend AtWillies Walkin Killings Pt. 13.
This may soften the blow: Hugs! For $60 an hour. No groping.
Man up! Don’t be a bitch. Or, act like a tough ass chick like Ronda Rousey, MMA Champ. 0:38, she says she will kick Kim Kardashian’s ass. I’d pay per view on that.
Be smart. Or ask Bill Nye, Science Guy, who now has Spock Eyebrows. But he hasn’t earned the intelligence to wear them.
Bill Bye should have been censored for stupidity. Speaking of which, here’s the latest Unnecessary Censorship, from Jimmy Kimmel.
God Help You.
God Help Us All.
OK, One More For You.
Our lovely satellite, the Moon. She figures in the Fuckno Wars you will be reading about soon.