Friday, July 6, 2012

You Guys Excited For This Alabama Pastor’s ‘Whites Only’ Christian Conference?





TP – All loving Christians are invited to celebrate the word of God at Rev. William Collier’s annual conference — that is, as long and they are white. Collier’s Alabama town is outraged over the flyer for his pastors’ conference, which specifies “All White Christians Invited.” The town’s mayor is renouncing the Reverend, saying that such hate speech is unwelcome in the town. But Collier defended the flyer this week, saying that he isn’t a racist — just that “the white race is God’s chosen people”:

The organizer of the event, Rev. William C. Collier says that his Church of God’s Chosen (Christian Identity Ministries) is not a hate group but adds that he believes “the white race is God’s chosen people.” Collier defends why only white Christians are invited. “We don’t have the facilities to accommodate other people. We haven’t got any invitations to black, Muslim events. Of course we are not invited to Jewish events and stuff,” Collier said.



At first I was really upset with this pastor for basically acting the opposite of how Jesus would act and therefore pissing on the very foundation of a religion that he makes his tax-free living from, but then it became clear that he is right. They simply don’t have the proper facilities to accommodate other races there. Sure, on the surface it seems easy to assume they could have just invited Black, Asian, and Hispanic Christians with no problems, but you didn’t factor in the specific accommodations each group requires. For example you know that if you invite black people you have to first condition the air to smell like fried chicken and basketballs or else they won’t be comfortable. That’s the first thing. And while I’m sure they’d love to have their Asian friends around as well, there’s just no way the church has enough karate uniforms for everyone. And the Hispanics, well…somebody has to take care of the lawns during those days.

So you see the “whites only” conference for “God’s chosen people” isn’t as much racist as it is practical.

Oh what’s that? Claiming one race’s inherent superiority over the others is the actual Merriam-Webster’s definition of racism? Hmm. Nevermind then.






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