Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Ohh those Crazy Slants

Before I start, Just a remembrance for 9/11

Ok , Enough of that ..lets get to it !!!

What goes on inside the brain of Crazians?

If I was smart enough to be a scientist, I would dedicate my entire career to studying the brains of Asians to try and determine why they are so fuckin wacky. I would dedicate my existence to finding out if there was an extra switch in there or something that just separates them from reality. Something in the medulla oblongata that makes them love tentacle porn and hairy hentai girls. Something in their cerebellum that tells them to eat cats and dogs for dinner and forces them to ignore subway etiquette all together. Something in their cranium that makes them all giggly and goofy when a goddam buffalo is about to trample them and their children. Just big, toothy, eyes closed smiles and HA HA HA as Godzirra the buffalo is about to stampede through their whole family.

How freaking embarrassing is this incident for the Bison? Honestly how does this Bison even show it’s face back in his neighborhood? I can just picture all his buddies razzing him now. “Like so let me get this straight Ralph. You were snorting and stomping your feet in front of a bunch of tourists and everybody was still creeping on you, petting you and taking pictures? And then you chased a little Asian kid with a backpack around a tree and he got away? How old was the kid you attacked again? 8 years old? And you still couldn’t catch him? BAHAHAHAHA!” Seriously how do you come back from this if you are a wild bison and you get outrun on foot by some 2nd grade math wiz? Good luck getting laid now Ralph. Least intimidating wild Bison ever….

Here we go ......

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