Tuesday, October 2, 2012
Does This Look Like The Face of An Extreme Cheapskate Who Is To Cheap To Buy Toilet Paper?
A woman who saves money by not using toilet roll, takes thriftiness to a whole different level in an upcoming series of Extreme Cheapskates. Setting herself a stringent budget, Kay, from New York, reveals how she uses a combination of soap and water to rinse herself off after visiting the bathroomWhile demonstrating her frugal cleansing ritual in front of the cameras, she states that she doesn’t believe in buying ‘something that you’re just going to throw away’.In the first episode, which airs on TLC on October 16, she displays how she might use a small block of soap and a plastic water bottle to clean up. ‘I don’t believe in spending money on something that you’re just going to throw away such as toilet paper or paper towels.’
I got to be honest. This bitch totally disarmed me when she said “If I took a dump blah,blah,blah.”I just didn’t expect her to say the word dump and when she did I literally spit out my coffee and I wasn’t even drinking any. I don’t know why. It just caught me totally off guard. Like I was getting ready to critique the way she cleaned her asshole without toilet paper and then she said dump and I was giggling like a school child. Oh and by the way I ain’t mad at her for not drying clothes. She’s right.It does ruin them.I can only wear shit once before the First Lady makes them into a child’s small. She’s an absolute shrink machine.
Enjoy that little shit nugget