Monday, October 22, 2012

This Kid Who Just Won $30 Million Is The Worst Person In The Entire World

Unlucky in love, but lucky in the lottery, a 22-year-old Hyannis man who was recently dumped by his girlfriend has won $30.5 million. And Sandeep Singh says he’s hoping not to get any calls from the woman who jilted him now that he’s a millionaire. “She broke up with me, but right now, I’m not really worried about it,” Singh said. “I was heartbroken at first, but now I’m getting over it.”

Singh, who currently works at two jobs to help his family make ends meet, won $4 on a scratch-off lottery ticket and used those meager winnings to buy four quick pick Mega Millions tickets, including the winning $30.5 million ticket. It was Singh’s older sister who actually purchased the winning ticket, he said. “I thanked her so much,” he said. “Words can’t explain what she’s done for our family.”

Singh said he will definitely share the money with his sister, who is his only sibling. He plans to pay off his mother’s mortgage, share the prize with family, and donate money to charity. He started working at McDonald’s as a teenager. He said he will be giving his two weeks’ notice at Best Buy. Singh also works as a teller at Citizens Bank and said he will give his two weeks’ notice at the end of the fiscal quarter in December, according to the state lottery. Singh said he had no special method, lucky numbers, or favorite store. He just buys quick picks from whatever place he is near

Fuck this kid. I mean let me see if I have this story straight. Sandeep “Sunny” Singh drops out of college, gets dumped by his girlfriend, works for the Geek squad and does part time at the bank, and instead of helping support his fam with his checks like he said he would when he quit school he spends his measly wages on scratch tickets and gets lucky? That it? Okay great, so why is everybody sucking Sandeep’s dick and calling this a feel good story? This is a feel terrible story. I’m literally sick to my stomach right now. This kid fucking sucks. He’s awful in every sense of the word. Like putting in your two weeks at your part time job after winning $30 million? What in the fuck is wrong with you Sandeep? I don’t care if I was the president, if I won $30 million I’m quitting anything and everything in my life immediately. Like fuck this, fuck you, fuck politics, Mitt you win, I don’t care, I’m out. Meanwhile Sunny Singh is packing his lunch pail for the next 2 weeks to go sell some iPad’s and flat screens like a chump. Literally vomiting all over the place right now.

Not to mention, it’s his sister who should be up there claiming that check since she’s the one who, you know, bought the fucking ticket. I don’t know how they do it in your country guys, but we had a little tragedy called the suffrage movement here a while back and that means that big Sis should get all that dough you fraud. So frustrating.

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