Thursday, December 20, 2012

Thirsty At The End Of The World

Urban Tectonic, by Daniel Docui


What are your plans for the end of the world tomorrow? 

Hey, are you still planning for Xmas to happen?

The End Of The World is supposed to begin at midnight tonight, right? Is that Eastern, Central, Mountain or Pacific? It's already 12-21-12 in other parts of the world.  Is that why they don't return our calls?

For the following 24 hours after midnight, FB will be afire with the words of them crazies spouting their fears, their plans, but none of their hopes and dreams, nor any sense of true direction, for all who will bother to read.

And then, the next day, there will be the coldest silence ever unheard in the entire Universe.

Well, on FB, that is.

Here is a pretty cool montage of movie scenes showing many different possible scenarios.

Eclectic Method   The Apocamix.

Liam Young’s Under Tomorrow’s Sky.  Interesting pics.  Ugly entrance page.  But safe.

Will you be OK?  We here at TDC hope that you think so.  Step away from the crazy and let’s move on, shall we?

Can you do something to help out, in your own way, like giving a cancer-stricken kid his dream?  Here’s a find from our own Entropy Happens, in the TDC forums:  Daniel Bryan lets a cancer kid rock.  Tap Out like a true hero.

On another, slightly nsfw note due to bad words:

You might recall this:  Gilbert Gottfried, (distinct comedian with a distinctive voice) recorded himself reading from Fifty Shades of Grey Pron.

Very sexy, huh?  Yeah, um, nope.  Sorry ladies.

But, I mean, butt---

How about from Mr. Sulu?  George Takei, the Enter-Prize Man At The Rear, will explore the deepest recesses of your... 

…well, he will go where no man has gone before.

Some cool apocalyptic paintings.

Antidote, free pron from CBZ.  Thank you kind man.

Speaking of which,  in Swizzleland, angry teenage girls and their sex toys/boys rioted against an Instagram user who shared pics and personal info of over 600 of them. 

Back here in the States, a year ago it looked like Afghanistan for a while in Arizona.  Pic #26 shows hipster douches ignoring the dust dumping over their $7.95 lattes. 

But yesterday, in Lubbock, Texas, it happened again.  Pics.

Antidote:  My own personal favorite:  5 Second Films.  The kind of five second films you might need to watch over again, and they will crack you up each time you review, or even when you pause one to check shit out.  Some are slightly nsfw due to swearing and other things.

Fun for a few hours bro.

Hey, get back to work.  The crazies need you to support them so they can keep up with their FB posts.

See you on Saturday for my own crazy tale.

God Help You.

God Help Us All.

---willies out.

OK, One More For You.

If you've ever played video games, then you know how it sucks when they glitch.  Weird shit happens.  Also, excellent graphics work in this vid.  Yup.

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