Don’t give up, my friend.
The Fiscal Cliff comes in 19 days.
The End Of The World comes in two weeks.
Why have Christmas? Spend your cash now, and quick!
The End Of The World, by the Mayans, via History Channel.
You need to have the Ninja Glock to protect against Zombies.
Just don’t forget to brush your teeth. Slightly NSFW ad from the nether regions.
We humans are actually kinda gross. Clean up yourself, would ya?
Just remember to show your kids the way out of an ugly mess.
In another direction: Kids might help us enjoy music after the apocalypse, with their inventiveness. They will play music made out of garbage.
Of course, eventually, we will construct rudimentary musical listening devices. Simply hook up a tiny player to your leg, batteries in your parasol (umbrella for the sunlight) and wires all connected to your coochie.
Here’s NASA’s answer about the end of the world for those of your friends who spend too much time ignoring science and instead look for superstition to answer their questions, looking at Youtube vids for the “Truth.”
Yeah, science is wrong, right? The climate change isn’t happening. But, HIV cures cancer in a little girl. Hah?
The little people will help us.
God Help You.
God Help Us All.
OK, One More For You.