Monday, January 14, 2013

Biggest Asshole On Earth Leaves A Political Manefesto Instead Of A Tip

It doesn’t matter what your political affiliation is, I think we can come together collectively and say that this guy is the king of the dicks. You know how much life sucks working in the service industry? It’s the decadence of mankind. Your livelihood is based on putting a smile on your face and essentially offering to wax everyone’s nuts for pleasure day in and day out and it’s still a crapshoot whether you get paid or not because of assholes like this. If you choose to go out to eat you should tip every time. No exceptions unless the service is so bad the waiter essentially shits in your salad or the waitress queefs in your coffee, and she deserves more of a gratuity for the effort. If you can’t afford to tip you shouldn’t be able to afford to eat out. Simple as that.

Only person in America who gets the free pass not to tip is Mr. Pink. Steve Buscemi is ugly enough to where he doesn’t have to conform to the rules of society.

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