Monday, January 21, 2013

Worst Political Assasination Attempt Ever

Happy Monday

If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a thousand times. Rule one of the assassination game is make sure your gun works. Like you’re going to get curb stomped whether you shoot the guy or not so you might as well make it count. Day 1 stuff really. If this happened in America, the failed assassin would have won a lawsuit against the security guards and claimed police brutality. Bulgaria, so hot right now. Bulgaria. Next time we'll just give you a whistle. You can blow it and the real assassin will jump out and shoot. Not a single pair of handcuffs around there, either? Nice security, Bulgaria. Though admittedly, "beat the shit out of perp while waiting for restraints" is an amusing approach to criminal justice.

PS – Love all the suits jumping in to get a piece of the beating.

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