Saturday, February 9, 2013

Blizzard Lizard

Stigmata   by The Weeks

Welcome to winter in New England.


This storm is how it used to be.   This is how it should be, each and every day in New England.

Now, before you go out and hurt your back shoveling of the walkway, why not partake of the Daily Column?  We work hard so that you don’t have to. 

From our friend Entropy Happens:  Excellent wind modeling program.  Click on it any time you would like to see the current patterns of moving air.  Nice find, bro.

This blizzard hit us like a bus before we could finish our swear words about it.

Did you hit the grocery store quickly, before everyone else got the bread and milk before the wicked storm?

We were hit like a hacker did on an old man who could use some respite.  Especially when he is one of our Presidents, painting pictures of himself in the bath, as he declines.  That stuff is meant to be private.

Antidote to douchebaggery.  Hipster preventative medicine.

Try to remain cool.   nsfw

Build stuff in your backyard?

Live in a glass box on the side of a hill?

Drink all the booze From a good bro.  steved2112

Eat in a wormhole on the side of a safe beach?

How about: write a screenplay like a bot?  Cleverbot wrote this.

Someday, I’ll attempt a screenplay. 

Maybe tomorrow, I’ll show you what I have in mind.

If you got power.

Until then, check out something Entropy Happens has shared with me.  Perhaps you, too, may become a manly man.  Get your finger out of your ass-pussy and check it out.  Gentlemint.  It’s not minty, and it’s not gentle. It’s manly.  Fuck yeah, bitches.

God Help You.

God Help Us All.

---willies out.

OK, One More For You.

 Daniel Glover.  Toys R Us at the Home Depot potty store.

Welcome to The NEW Daily Column!!