Saturday, February 2, 2013

Depths


Cellar Depth  (See Below)



Depths. Let’s sink together into the maw of Hell.  Grab your blanky, your bowl of cereal/ pot/ coffee/ brewskie and let’s delve where we dwell.





Datsik and Z Trip   Double Trouble







Dirty joke for ya:

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while
he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs
some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls,
sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it
whole.

The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just
did?"

The guy says "No, what?"

"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!"

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything in
sight, the little bastard. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff."

He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate,
then leaves.

Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. He
orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.

While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino
cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his arse, pulls it out, and eats
it. Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his arse, pulls
it out, and eats it.

The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he
asks.

"No, what?" replies the guy.

"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his arse, pulled it
out, and ate it!" said the bartender.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He still eats
everything in sight, but ever since he had to shit out that cue ball, he
measures everything first."




Got any jokes?  Tell us in the forums.




Nip Slip.







Beautiful hand.  Good job.








Dylan Moran stand up. Drunk and funny while he delivers.









Mitch Hedberg.  Necklace.







Russell Peter    Asians







Tossed out like old tater salad.







or an std.





Reliable, safe nsfw like a kind old whore down the street.




Pic from above, but with camera flash.



Indoor Air Quality Work In The Depths Of a Cellar



God Help You.

God Help Us All.


---willies out.









OK, One More For You.












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