Are We The Flu?
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There are human viruses, and there are computer viruses. Both are evil things that should be eradicated. Sadly, the only way that would ever happen is if there was a complete decimation and eradication of their hosts.
Viruses need hosts to exist because they are parasites.
They evolve faster than the remedies, antidotes, immunizations and stop-gap home remedies we can dream up and then attempt to create.
Short answer: They will overtake us.
Me? I have my own simple remedy: alcohol. It sterilizes things. I wipe down everything that comes into human contact by guzzling alcohol and then licking door handles, light switches and keyboards everywhere I go.
For those of you who are feeling sick from the flu that is making it’s rounds. Jimmy Kimmel: “You have to boil your co-workers.”
For extra safety from disease, and if you are a rookie about keeping stocked up on important things, there are SOS Condoms. Delivered in minutes.
Computers are infected by the people who use them. Here is the White House being interviewed by folks from Gawker, Buzzfeed, Ranker, Reddit etc. Pretty funny, if you ask me.
Don’t be a drone, riiiiight?
Them crazy North Koreans think that we are the virus. Here’s some of their propaganda, showing how they will destroy us with their technical expertise, from space. Except, they stole video from a popular
video game, because their propaganda workforce are broke-ass dumbshits. Enjoy!
Speaking of dumbshits, here’s news from Fuckno. Jesus was accused in court.
There’s your antidote. Smash Smash Smaaaash! Hatchet Boy Kai is our new hero, apparently.
Random Question: with the downfall of the Saturday Mail delivery, how many letters have you been mailing on paper, anyway?
Here’s an antidote for you men and ladies. CBZ’s nsfw stuff.
For the rest of you, here’s an antidote from our basic desires. Cool science stuff.
God Help You.
God Help Us All.
OK, One More For You
My own illness: Two In Darkness, Apart.