Monday, March 4, 2013

2 WORDS : TASER SWORD !!!!!




SHIIIIIT. And these douche B’s in Washington have the nerve to be wasting time talking about gun control? OBAMA GETS THE GAS FACE. Somebody better control these engineering-ass white kids with too much free time and access to Japanese weaponry. I’d feel safer giving a hundred heroin dealers serial number-less Glocks than letting Rayden here patrol the cul de sac. Tminus one week before some teenager with a giant ghetto Arizona Iced Tea gets stab-shocked for wearing a hoodie.I can't even begin to describe to you how badly I wanted him to tase himself.We need to start manufacturing these for the zombie apocalypse. We will be ready !!


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