Friday, March 8, 2013

Why The Hell Did Nobody Tell Me The Home Breakfast Sandwich Maker Existed?

-Enjoy breakfast sandwiches in the comfort of your own home.
-Ready in just 5 minutes
-Use your own fresh ingredients, including eggs, cheese & precooked meat*
-Make sandwiches with English muffins, biscuits, small bagels, and more
-All removable parts are dishwasher safe
-Surfaces are covered with durable, nonstick coating
-Cooks every layer of your breakfast sandwich to perfection:
-Top plate: gently toasts the bread on top and holds the heat inside
-Egg layer with slide-out egg plate: cooks a fresh egg perfectly, right inside your sandwich
-First layer: cooks the bottom half of your breakfast sandwich

People often throw around words like “epic,” “game-changer,” and “life-altering historical achievement”. We live in a crazy society and language like this is to be expected. But here’s the thing — the Home Breakfast Sandwich Maker is none of that.

It IS cool, though. The egg cooker is a revolutionary leap. Sure we all wish it could cook raw scrapple too instead of just Canadian bacon and its way more awesome cousin American bacon, but even with that missing this thing is still well on its way to earning a spot in my kitchen.

Should Hamilton Beach send me one for free since I’m basically giving them thousands of dollars in advertising for nothing? Absolutely. And as soon as they do I’ll give you my hands on impression of this baby !

Where do you rank this in the cool as shit meter (it’s only 30 bucks)?

Here we go .....

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