Monday, May 27, 2013

Puking Like A God Damn Boss

I am in awe ....

If puke choreographed puke dancing is a new thing my life just significantly changed for the better !!! I think its Safe to say that after this the streak of no one getting a hand job in cargo shorts since Nam shall continue . Judging by the size of his gut, he doesnt puke very often.....but he could have picked a better song to puke to ......just sayin .

Here we go ....

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