Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Rich New York Moms Renting Handicapped Kids So Their Real Kids Can Skip Lines At Disney

Some wealthy Manhattan moms have figured out a way to cut the long lines at Disney World — by hiring disabled people to pose as family members so they and their kids can jump to the front, The Post has learned. Rich moms shamelessly hire disabled tour guides so their kids can cut long lines. The “black-market Disney guides” run $130 an hour, or $1,040 for an eight-hour day. “My daughter waited one minute to get on ‘It’s a Small World’ — the other kids had to wait 2 1/2 hours,” crowed one mom, who hired a disabled guide through Dream Tours Florida. “You can’t go to Disney without a tour concierge,’’ she sniffed. “This is how the 1 percent does Disney.” The woman said she hired a Dream Tours guide to escort her, her husband and their 1-year-old son and 5-year-old daughter through the park in a motorized scooter with a “handicapped” sign on it. The group was sent straight to an auxiliary entrance at the front of each attraction. Disney allows each guest who needs a wheelchair or motorized scooter to bring up to six guests to a “more convenient entrance.”

You can’t even get mad. If you want to paint a picture of these moms being from of some secret 1%-er Disney crippled kids club, fine, but that’s clearly not the case. Usually in stories where the very wealthy are gaming the system they’re using connections, assets, and means that aren’t accessible to us penny-pinching normals. Clearly not what’s going on here.

See, crippled children are available to us all. Maybe the price is a bit on the high end ($1,40 for an eight-hour day), but you could probably just find any wheelchair kid of your own and get he/she to roll around and skip lines at Disney for a quarter of that price. Exactly why this is the type of story that the liberal media doesn’t want you to know about. Because while the media is busy painting the upper class as abusive and entitled, they’re failing to report the reason why they’re rich in the first place — innovation.

It’s ideas like handicapped Disney speed pass children that keeps America on the cutting edge and ahead of the rest of the world. It just so happens that many of these great ideas come from the rich. Cutting lines with a rented wheelchair kid is a brilliant idea. Is it their fault that they’re rich? Haters only demonize because they’re jealous.

Waiting in line is the sole reason it takes a day to see a park. So if you rent a wheelchair person and just buy the one day any park pass you might be able to do four parks in a day. You could, in theory, save money?

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