Monday, May 6, 2013

This Broad Who Makes ‘Jet Engine Art’ Needs To Be Deported From Earth

Burn it with fire before it lays eggs!

Everything about this bitch reeks of cunt, and the fact that she refers herself as Princess puts her into a category by herself. Would have loved nothing more than to see her sucked right into engine #2. Almost everything that “artists” create today you can assume it was created by an Autistic chimp who had access to fingerpaint. Shit, even Sylvester Stallone makes “art” and sells it for $40K+ a pop. What’s stopping Big Cat from selling MS Paint masterpieces? Give me a white canvas to ejaculate on and it’ll be in the Met within a month. Name it “Moneyshot: A Paulina Gretzky Inspired Piece” and wait for my royalties.

Here we go ......

Sex in Space May Not Be Safe
...Particularly when you get too close to Uranus.

Eggplant worshipped as reincarnation of Hindu god

The American Gerbil Society’s annual pageant brought dozens of rodents scurrying to New England this weekend for a chance to win ‘‘top gerbil.’’

( Insert your own Richard Gere joke here )

Record breaker 'Jenson Bottom' is the fastest motorised toilet racer on earth

Check Out This Horrifying Brazilian Testicle Mascot

Healthy Penis returns to SF....Their long local nightmare is over.

4 Awkward Situations that Always Make You Look Like a Dick

Reese Witherspoon's Arrest Video is Her Best Performance too early to talk Oscar buzz?

Music Break .....

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