Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Here's Pornhub's State By State Breakdown Of What People Are Jerking Off To

Source – Porn site PornHub released a boatload of visit duration and search keyword data last week, and the results are somewhat explicit. Among the information the site’s revealed, we’re now privy to each American state’s top three favorite porn-related search terms, as well as the average length of each state’s visit to the site. The information reveals a few interesting trends—most notably, the unique interests belonging to certain states, like Kentucky’s love of hentai porn (usually Japanese anime), Wyoming’s fascination with smoking-related sex, and Nevada’s singular interest in a porn star named Anita Queen. But the rest—Asians, teens, compilations, and a few other terms we probably shouldn’t mention—shouldn’t appear so surprising.

This is a creampie state and it’ll always be a creampie state !

I guess the most surprising thing here is that Kentucky is beating off to weird Japanese hentai porn. That’s like the tentacle shit. What the fuck Kentucky? You guys are fucking weird. Americans aren’t supposed to get caught stroking it to that stuff. We’re supposed to be the ones making fun of all the Asians for being creepy with their sex game. You’re totally blowing up our spot right now. Clean it up. You’re the weakest link on our beating off team. Can’t have it.

Also, how about Anita Queen owning the fuck out of Nevada? Bitch has a porn monopoly on an entire state! Must be a great feeling to know that the majority of the population is fapping to you and only you. Top of the world type stuff.
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