Saturday, August 17, 2013

Summah Has No End

Every Night Is A Saturday Night.  Aircraft-disaster-survivor Travis fucking Barker on tight power drums with the liquidity of the always eloquent-with-guitar Slash, Tim Armstrong of the excellent Rancid, Rob Aston of Death March (dedicated to the skull, amen) power up on a class-act tune.

Saturday Night   by these blessed Transplants

You enjoying the heat of summahtime?  I friggin love it. Enjoy it while it lasts, my friend.  What the hell are you doing looking at a computer screen on such a beautiful day?  As Fast Cast noted in our forums, “Halcyon days of summer.”

That nails it.

That being said, evidently we are the only ones who exist in the universe.  Them biblical folks were correct all this time?

Area 51, in case you have been away from earth due to alien abduction this past few weeks, has been declassified.  Turns out it was for some secret stealth bomber research and development. 

Enjoy the heat, but don’t try to eat the Sun. Really: just Do Not chug a Death Pepper as if you were a champion.  You’ll start talking like a Viking as you choke.

Cat rats out Killer.  Cat DNA, from hair found at the grisly scene of a murder, used in UK court.  Damn pussies.

How to lose your shit properly, via Robert De Niro on Vimeo.

Summah is still going on.  Don’t get bummed out about anyone saying anything about it en…  I mean, here are some lovely beach bums.  (slightly nsfw)

Forgive me.  I’m an ass, man.  I mean, assman.  Slightly nsfw.

If you ever get the chance to be on a talk show, try to have an amusing tale to tell.  These folks did, and here is their Hall of Fame.  (They should have titled it Hall of Humor, but that’s just me.  I’m cheesy like that.)

Groom gets nailed by cam-drone.  Not a good sign for their wedding?

Don’t piss-off momma.  Watch where you skatin’, bro.

You been drinking?  Here are 20 hilarious news headlines about such an activity, for some drunk bastards who don’t do it right.  Or do they?  Is this how you’re supposed to go about it?

Well, thanks for checking out Richie Fowler’s Mighty  TDC.  Now go grab some Sun.  Wear gloves.  I hear it’s kind of hot out there.  nsfw 

God Help You.

God Help Us All.

---willies out.

OK, One More For You.

Latest part of the Walkin Tale.  TCC CH 5  titled: LIGHT  It needs to be improved.  I will be heading back down to the coast to work on it this tomorrow, on Sunday.


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